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[meganbmoore]

I have viral diarrhea, which is a first for me.  Until yesterday, I didn't realize there was a diarrheal equivalent to dry heaves.  I mean, it makes sense that there is, I'd just never experienced it.  Those things hurt.

More importantly, I am forbidden solid foods until Thursday.  I want my solid foods!  (Unlike a stomach virus, this doesn't affect my appetite-though it does make me super thirsty-and so I'm hungry just thinking about it.)

Comments

[wilhelminabenedict]

Ouch. I hope you feel better soon. :(

Is it a sign of my mental five-year-old-ness that my first 'trying to see the bright side' thought (not that I would ever spout that kind of thing to people actually dealing with it, but I tend to leap to 'it could happen to me' hypotheticals) is: 'is consisting on ice cream a possibility!?'

[meganbmoore]

Actually, diary is strictly offlimits.

Can't even comfort myself with chocolate.

[wilhelminabenedict]

Agh!

Wait--sorbet?