Let me put it this way: the only reason it was watched was because Myles and Jen will likely ask if I've watched the movies they gave me yet on Tuesday.

The only time I can remotely get why anyone would like Shyamalan is Unbreakable, and even there I have to be forgiving.

I'm just in awe that he managed to make this so amazingly dull...I mean, I've never encountered boring meta about stories within stories before, and until today, didn't think that was possible.

And the explaining of the underwater world and how she ended up in the pool makes the Davy Jones curse in POTC look like the most brillisntly, perfectly explained thing ever. Which just makes it all the sadder, really.