Yes, how exactly is he the one settling in that -- she's not a childless 17-year-old 36DD nymphomaniac? Cry me a river. And her life didn't seem like it was getting easier -- she'd just traded financial stress of dealing with a sickly child for constant headaches of dealing with an annoying adult. And I really had trouble buying the idea that all of his racist, sexist, homophobic nastiness was caused by his OCD.

The lack of chemistry didn't help any, either. As a platonic romance, she seemed to click better with the gay artist neighbor, who actually seemed likeable.

Bleah. I didn't even like the DOG in that waste of celluloid.

Bias is understandable -- Abe Hiroshi is about eleventy-squillion times cuter than Nicholson.