"utterly a canon nazi, and thus most slash is off-limits."

Not to mention alterna-shipping.

Anddespite appelations flung at us, we are canon nazis...not canon whores. Canon nazis walk away if we don't like the canon and there's not enough other canon to make us happy.

And again I say: if even Gundam Wing couldn't drive me to slashing(crack exclamations don't count) canonically heterosexual guys, then nothing can.