Oh, and how could I forget -- high on the very short list of Things Klaus Doesn't Hate is his gun. As long as he has his bad coffee, his cigs, and his Magnum, the boy is...if not precisely happy, well, at least he seems to be *content* in his crankiness.

Basically, imagine if Sanzo were a brunet German NATO officer, only without all the angst, and that's Klaus in a nutshell.