Disney channel shows used to suck less. Or... they used to appeal to my mental age. One or the other. I liked "Phil of the Future," for example. "Suite Life" ticks me off. Those boys are obnoxious. Sort of want to ship the girls together though...

Ooh, forgot the tropes. I hate:
Marriage of Convenience
The Revenge Plot
The Big Misunderstanding
The Secret Baby
The Virgin Widow
Amnesia
Captivity Romances
The Will Made Me Do It
Blackmailed for Her/His Love
Forbidden to Love

Um, this may be why I rarely read romance novels.