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[meganbmoore]

Dear Squeaker (aka-one of the parent's cats),

Yes, you have fulfilled your solemn duty as a cat and caught the Big Bad Mouse and have presented yourself at the door with it in your mouth.

Sadly, I cannot allow you in the house with your prize, and am under strict instructions to make you spend the night outside if you eat it, as you tend to throw up.

This is your own fault.

But yes, I do quite admire the trophy of war.

Love and Sympathy,
Me