things I ponder while stuck in traffic...

[meganbmoore]

 1.  Will kyo be jealous of his kids?

2.  What on earth will he think of them?

3.  If left in charge of the baby announcement, what on earth will those things end up saying?

This is the result of 1 lane of moving traffic at rush hour at a major (for here) freeway intersection.

Comments

[artillie.livejournal.com]

1. Absolutely.

2. What was I thinking? Why won't this thing stop crying? Do I have to feed it, or something? Maybe I should feed it. Should I ask Kyoushirou? No, I don't want to look--okay, milk. This thing will drink cow milk, right? Okay, it's shutting up. Now it's crying again. Maybe I should put the bottle back in. Where's Shihoudou? I think I'll pick a fight with her, that would be less painful. Hey, now it's sleeping. It's kind of [the concept of cute] when it's not screaming at me.

3. "Dogface is about to get really fat."

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. They are hogging his favorite things...HOW DARE THEY??????

2. Followed by "They said Yuya needs HOW MUCH bedrest?" And I'm sure "Wait...Mahiro, Sakuya, Okuni and Akari are all women...WHY AREN'T THEY HERE??? MUST KILL SOMETHING!!! MUST MUST...what's that smell?"

3. Indeed. I suspect those announcements would come with a bit of blood or some smeared ink, though.

[artillie.livejournal.com]

1. His two favourite things.

2. This thing shits?! No one told me that. Oh, damn--we won't be looking inside the diaper again. Yuya can't need that much bed rest. If you can cut down Mibu armies, you can change a diaper. That's right. Go on, open it up. No, we will not be looking in there again. The warrior lain low.

3. I think there would be a Lion King moment (http://anasimplesassim.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lion-king-2.jpg) when the baby is born.

"What are you doing, Kyo?"
"Nothing." (lowers the baby and plays it cool)

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

2. He should worry more about fountains.

3. Kyo will be trying to get his kids to hold swords and give death glares from the day they're born.

I'm convinced that any daughter they have will plan to marry Sasuke when they grow up.

[artillie.livejournal.com]

2. My eye!

Imagine the kind of father-in-law Kyo would be. Imagine the pre-wedding talk.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

The pre-wedding talk would begin and end with a decapitation. Kyo knows what's going on in their heads. And other body parts. Around his daughter? So not happening...