things I ponder while stuck in traffic...

[meganbmoore]

 1.  Will kyo be jealous of his kids?

2.  What on earth will he think of them?

3.  If left in charge of the baby announcement, what on earth will those things end up saying?

This is the result of 1 lane of moving traffic at rush hour at a major (for here) freeway intersection.

Comments

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

*ponders #3*

Oh man, the wacky hijinks!

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

"Dogface and I have a kid. It's red and wrinkly and ugly. Bring it gifts or I'll come and chop you into bits. Oh, she say's its name is Kyo Jr."

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

Bring it gifts or I'll come and chop you into bits.

This is so painfully true, I am dying of laughter.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. And if it's a girl "if you have sons, don't bring them or They Die." and if it's a girl born within a couple years, "Don't bring Sasuke. He can't come over again. Ever."

[calixa.livejournal.com]

Only nine more eps of Lovely Complex to go!

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

And then we shall start you on MORE anime...

[chomiji]

Interesting question!

You know, I can't see Kyo being much of a homebody. I'm willing to bet he goes on road trips wherein he visits with old buddies (like Yukimura and Benitora and Bontenmaru) and slaughters bandits and such. And probably depends on Kyoushirou and Sakuya to keep an eye on Yuya and the brats (they seemed to be living not too far away in the little afterward comics).

We already know what kind of a martial arts teacher he is, and I bet he'd be just as tough on his kids, with Yuya fulfilling the Bon-mother hen role. What about girls and swordsmanship? He certainly doesn't seem to disapprove of Yuya having her gun or the blade that Muramasa gave her, or suggest that Mahiro shouldn't be fighting (in fact, per Bontenmaru, re Mahiro, he seems to think it's a good idea for girls to have weapons training in troubled times). (To say anymore on that score might spoil things ... but meganb, you know Kyo had another teacher besides Muramasa, right?)

"Yuya had a baby girl last week. It's just as red and noisy as the last brat and eats like a pig. Anyone who comes within 100 yards of my daughter without due notice will be slaughtered without warning, so I'd check in with Kyoushirou and Sakuya first if I were you."

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think Kyo highly approves of women with weapons. I know Kyo had another teacher, but but little beyond that.

I think "allowed to come near" depends on how much he trusts them to not try to convince Yuya to run off with them, or to not go "hmmm...if I have the kid(who I will, of course, never in 1000000 million years harm, but rather spoil senseless) then Kyo HAS to fight me to the death..."

Odd thing that just occurred o me: If they have a little girl promptly, the age difference between her and Sasuke wouldn't be much more than that between Kyo and Yuya. Should this happen, Sasuke should likely hope Kyo never realizes that.

[artillie.livejournal.com]

1. Absolutely.

2. What was I thinking? Why won't this thing stop crying? Do I have to feed it, or something? Maybe I should feed it. Should I ask Kyoushirou? No, I don't want to look--okay, milk. This thing will drink cow milk, right? Okay, it's shutting up. Now it's crying again. Maybe I should put the bottle back in. Where's Shihoudou? I think I'll pick a fight with her, that would be less painful. Hey, now it's sleeping. It's kind of [the concept of cute] when it's not screaming at me.

3. "Dogface is about to get really fat."

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. They are hogging his favorite things...HOW DARE THEY??????

2. Followed by "They said Yuya needs HOW MUCH bedrest?" And I'm sure "Wait...Mahiro, Sakuya, Okuni and Akari are all women...WHY AREN'T THEY HERE??? MUST KILL SOMETHING!!! MUST MUST...what's that smell?"

3. Indeed. I suspect those announcements would come with a bit of blood or some smeared ink, though.

[artillie.livejournal.com]

1. His two favourite things.

2. This thing shits?! No one told me that. Oh, damn--we won't be looking inside the diaper again. Yuya can't need that much bed rest. If you can cut down Mibu armies, you can change a diaper. That's right. Go on, open it up. No, we will not be looking in there again. The warrior lain low.

3. I think there would be a Lion King moment (http://anasimplesassim.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lion-king-2.jpg) when the baby is born.

"What are you doing, Kyo?"
"Nothing." (lowers the baby and plays it cool)

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

2. He should worry more about fountains.

3. Kyo will be trying to get his kids to hold swords and give death glares from the day they're born.

I'm convinced that any daughter they have will plan to marry Sasuke when they grow up.

[artillie.livejournal.com]

2. My eye!

Imagine the kind of father-in-law Kyo would be. Imagine the pre-wedding talk.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

The pre-wedding talk would begin and end with a decapitation. Kyo knows what's going on in their heads. And other body parts. Around his daughter? So not happening...