Captain Mar-Vell: ready to meet his kids?

[meganbmoore]

So, as we all know, Captain Marvel(the full Kree version) has been back and wandering around the Marvel U the last couple months.  Gotta wonder, though, if the classic straight laced hero is ready to meet his kids...

Child A: Genis: cooked up by Mar-Vell's girlfriend in a test tube, accelerated aging.  Grew up to become a complete hedonist who'd sleep with anything with any equipment.  Mostly got past that, but likes to periodically go insane and decided to create a twin sister at some point.

Child B: Phyla: Said twin sister, spawned full grown from her twin brother.  Currently sleeping with Drax's daughter.

Child C: Teddy:  Natural born son.  With a skrull princess. Unlike his siblings who don't seem to be quite aware of gender, he's straight out gay.  His boyfriend is actually a magical construct and the son of a robot and a witch.

Anyone else just picture Mar-Vell meeting all three at once and just kinda vacantly staring out into space?

Comments

[forgottenpolish.livejournal.com]

I just stared vacantly into space just reading that....

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

now just imagine that, when you died, you had no kids that you knew of...

[curlyjo1.livejournal.com]

He and Jean Grey could compare notes.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

well...jean came back to just rachel and had time to adjust to that before cable and nate grey came along. Sure, her spawn(though, are any actually HERS?) maybe be even more nuts, but at least they weren't all at once.

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

I don't read these comics but OMG, that description just made me crack up.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

and i made none of it up, nor did I exaggerate. Which is why it's great.

[chomiji]

I looked up Teddy and his boyfriend online ... Actually, they sounded pretty nifty!

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

aye, they are fun(as is the boyfriend's brother, who i love) and quite cute. I just keep thinking about the fact that, when he died, he knew of no kids, and at that point in time(for us, this was either late 70s or early 80s, though its less than a decade for the characters) homosexuality and bisexuality just wasn't something canonically associated with superheroes(yeah, you had the fans convinced Batman had an ulterior motive when bringing teenaged boys into the batcave, but that wasn't the OFFICIAL-and real-version)