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So, as we all know, Captain Marvel(the full Kree version) has been back and wandering around the Marvel U the last couple months.  Gotta wonder, though, if the classic straight laced hero is ready to meet his kids...

Child A: Genis: cooked up by Mar-Vell's girlfriend in a test tube, accelerated aging.  Grew up to become a complete hedonist who'd sleep with anything with any equipment.  Mostly got past that, but likes to periodically go insane and decided to create a twin sister at some point.

Child B: Phyla: Said twin sister, spawned full grown from her twin brother.  Currently sleeping with Drax's daughter.

Child C: Teddy:  Natural born son.  With a skrull princess. Unlike his siblings who don't seem to be quite aware of gender, he's straight out gay.  His boyfriend is actually a magical construct and the son of a robot and a witch.

Anyone else just picture Mar-Vell meeting all three at once and just kinda vacantly staring out into space?

Date: 2007-06-15 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magicnoire.livejournal.com
I don't read these comics but OMG, that description just made me crack up.

Date: 2007-06-16 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com
and i made none of it up, nor did I exaggerate. Which is why it's great.

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