Willow: gigantoid picspam
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On to the pics:
Now, since this movie is called Willow, as opposed to Madmartigan, I suppose we should start with our title character:
This is Willow, a younghobbit nelwyn who wants to become a sorcerer. In this picture, he is holding the baby destined to bring peace to the world when she grows up and has one of the two most powerful sorceresses sitting on his shoulder.

This is Willow and his wife and kids. They are quite cute and sweet.

His wife is very worried when he leaves the village to find a proper home for the baby:

This is supposedly to protect his village from the people hunting for the baby. It's entirely possible, however, that with 2 kids already, he just thinks he should be able to avoid diaper duty from here on out.

She cuts off her hair to be a protective charm.

They are quite lovable and devoted, really:

Sometimes, Willow finds people smaller than him and has some fun(they deserved it):

However, in a high fantasy action adventure, you just can't get by in the action department if your only hero is a little guy who can't hold a sword, and so:

That is Madmartigan, the self-proclaimed greatest swordsman who ever lived.

He's probably right about that:

Of course, the sword-slinging hero must have a Lady Love, so we have Sorsha:

Sorsha is the daughter of the Evil Queen and thus initially a villain.

Of course, she's secretly a nice girl, so she reforms eventually.

Their courtship begins when she puts him in chains and kicks him in the face:

"Are you POSITIVE I fall for a woman who kicks me in the face?" He asks.

Yes, now shush. "Ok."

They go out of their way to hate each other for a while longer until he gets blasted with some pixie dust and starts spouting poetry and thinking he's in a romance...


"Oh, I see..."

She, however, has NOT been blasted by pixie dust, and thus objects to waking up to an enemy hovering over her:

"What, I should make it easy for him?"

He gets back at her for that later by taking her hostage with a knife at her throat and asking if she's POSITIVE he was spouting all that:








"And you're POSITIVE we get together after all this?"

Why yes, you see, after this there was this battle where he singlehandedly took on your army, trolls and a giant, 2-headed monster, and, well...


"Ooooh...we see now..."

"Well, as long as it all works out well...

He must also have a fearsome swordsman and enemy general to fight, so we have Kael:

Kael is large an imposing, as is proper:


He and Madmartigan battle quite manfully:


Kael also has a bit of a thing for Sorsha. Sadly, it is never quite explored:

"Wait, I'm the main character, why is this all about him?" "Because you're cute and lovable and noble and I'm funny and dashing and heroic and get the romanticv subplot."

Here Willow, since you're a would-be-sorcerer, the main villain is the evil sorceress, Bavmorda:

She cackles evilly and chews scenery marvelously

"Hey, are there supporting characters, too?" "Yeah, there have to be a few."

This is Airk, Madmartigan's soldiering days. Even though they were obviously quite close, Airk is rather pissed at Madmartigan for the circumstances that led to Madmartigan's former soldier status:



Of course, they kiss and make up during the movie (ok, no kissing...)


These are the brownies. I can never remember their names, but they're the comic relief whoannoy aid Willow on his quest.

This is Fin Razel, the most powerful sorceress in the world after Bavmorda. Who made her look like this:

"Wait! Huh? Brownies and a sorceress half a step away from roadkill?"

"My head may pop..."

Ok, how about some of this for a bit?











"WAIT! STOP! Aren't you forgetting something?"

"I mean, I AM the main character! The whole thing is named after me, after all." "He has a point," "Yeah."

Good point. Ok Willow, here's some of you and a really cute baby:






And you and Madmartigan. And often a really cute baby.










"I'm starting to feel neglected again..."

"You feel neglected? She didn't even mention me!"

"Or me."

"She remembered me!"

"Yeah, but she probably killed everyone's servers by now, anyway."

"Later!"

On to the pics:
Now, since this movie is called Willow, as opposed to Madmartigan, I suppose we should start with our title character:
This is Willow, a young
This is Willow and his wife and kids. They are quite cute and sweet.
His wife is very worried when he leaves the village to find a proper home for the baby:
This is supposedly to protect his village from the people hunting for the baby. It's entirely possible, however, that with 2 kids already, he just thinks he should be able to avoid diaper duty from here on out.
She cuts off her hair to be a protective charm.
They are quite lovable and devoted, really:
Sometimes, Willow finds people smaller than him and has some fun(they deserved it):
However, in a high fantasy action adventure, you just can't get by in the action department if your only hero is a little guy who can't hold a sword, and so:
That is Madmartigan, the self-proclaimed greatest swordsman who ever lived.
He's probably right about that:
Of course, the sword-slinging hero must have a Lady Love, so we have Sorsha:
Sorsha is the daughter of the Evil Queen and thus initially a villain.
Of course, she's secretly a nice girl, so she reforms eventually.
Their courtship begins when she puts him in chains and kicks him in the face:
"Are you POSITIVE I fall for a woman who kicks me in the face?" He asks.
Yes, now shush. "Ok."
They go out of their way to hate each other for a while longer until he gets blasted with some pixie dust and starts spouting poetry and thinking he's in a romance...
"Oh, I see..."
She, however, has NOT been blasted by pixie dust, and thus objects to waking up to an enemy hovering over her:
"What, I should make it easy for him?"
He gets back at her for that later by taking her hostage with a knife at her throat and asking if she's POSITIVE he was spouting all that:
"And you're POSITIVE we get together after all this?"
Why yes, you see, after this there was this battle where he singlehandedly took on your army, trolls and a giant, 2-headed monster, and, well...
"Ooooh...we see now..."
"Well, as long as it all works out well...
He must also have a fearsome swordsman and enemy general to fight, so we have Kael:
Kael is large an imposing, as is proper:
He and Madmartigan battle quite manfully:
Kael also has a bit of a thing for Sorsha. Sadly, it is never quite explored:
"Wait, I'm the main character, why is this all about him?" "Because you're cute and lovable and noble and I'm funny and dashing and heroic and get the romanticv subplot."
Here Willow, since you're a would-be-sorcerer, the main villain is the evil sorceress, Bavmorda:
She cackles evilly and chews scenery marvelously
"Hey, are there supporting characters, too?" "Yeah, there have to be a few."
This is Airk, Madmartigan's soldiering days. Even though they were obviously quite close, Airk is rather pissed at Madmartigan for the circumstances that led to Madmartigan's former soldier status:
Of course, they kiss and make up during the movie (ok, no kissing...)
These are the brownies. I can never remember their names, but they're the comic relief who
This is Fin Razel, the most powerful sorceress in the world after Bavmorda. Who made her look like this:
"Wait! Huh? Brownies and a sorceress half a step away from roadkill?"
"My head may pop..."
Ok, how about some of this for a bit?
"WAIT! STOP! Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I mean, I AM the main character! The whole thing is named after me, after all." "He has a point," "Yeah."
Good point. Ok Willow, here's some of you and a really cute baby:
And you and Madmartigan. And often a really cute baby.
"I'm starting to feel neglected again..."
"You feel neglected? She didn't even mention me!"
"Or me."
"She remembered me!"
"Yeah, but she probably killed everyone's servers by now, anyway."
"Later!"