My WHAT are broken?

Buh...buh...buh...WADDASYA MEAN MY MOTOR MOUNTS ARE BROKEN?

::zips over to other car place which is about 3 miles from the radiator shop::

It's going to cost HOW much to fix?

::collapses into a sobbing heap::

My WHAT are broken?

Buh...buh...buh...WADDASYA MEAN MY MOTOR MOUNTS ARE BROKEN?

::zips over to other car place which is about 3 miles from the radiator shop::

It's going to cost HOW much to fix?

::collapses into a sobbing heap::

Talking to the car...

::to the old stuff::

You will NOT break! You will stay! And you will work properly! You will bond with the new parts...you will make them feel welcome...AND YOU WILL NOT BREAK DOWN!!!!

::to new stuff::

If you so much as cough, you will die a horrible and agonizing death...or you would if I could afford to replace you.

::closes hood::

In other news, hospice has been called in and my grandmother is at home...they're sying it'll be a week at the most.

Talking to the car...

::to the old stuff::

You will NOT break! You will stay! And you will work properly! You will bond with the new parts...you will make them feel welcome...AND YOU WILL NOT BREAK DOWN!!!!

::to new stuff::

If you so much as cough, you will die a horrible and agonizing death...or you would if I could afford to replace you.

::closes hood::

In other news, hospice has been called in and my grandmother is at home...they're sying it'll be a week at the most.