I just want to mention that i feel like I was forced to pay penance to get to see this. First, there were the commercials, two of which were of the "if you use this cleaning/hygiene product, women will rip their clothes off and then try to rip yours off" variety. Then there were the previews. The first preview was, as near as I can tell, about how black cops are evil and if they're your neighbors, they will criminally harass you and flaunt their power when you object. The only redeeming value to the previews after that was the second Hellboy movie, which actually just reminded me that I never did see the first.
Anyway, the movie.
It's Jet Li and Jackie Chan fighting and that's all you need to know.Ok, fine, there's a plot. Of sorts.
Essentially, some modern kid named Jason in what I believe is Boston(I don't know...the accents were almost incomprehensible. It's bad when I can understand the people who's first language isn't English better than I can those whose first language
is English. Supposedly. Accents are not things to be abused, Hollywood!) is a Kung Fu movie nut who buys bootleg DVDs from a pawnshop. When local bullies force him to trick the pawn shop owner into letting them in so they can steal his money, he ends up with a staff that transports him to a world that resembles medieval China. There, he's saved from the evil Jade Warlord's troops by a drunken kung fu master named Lu(Jackie Chan) who tells him that the staff belongs to the legendary trickster, monkey, who was tricked by the Jade Warlord 500 years ago, and that Jason is the destined seeker who has to return the staff to Monkey. Soon, they're joined by a monk(Jet Li) who has been looking for the Seeker, and Golden Sparrow(Liu Yi Fei) and orphan whose family was killed by Jade Warlord.
Pretend nothing of the movie exists between the opening fight scene with Monkey, and when Jackie Chan shows up and saves Jason. You'll be happier that way.
Also:
smillaraaq, based on what I remember of you've told me about it, I suspect White Haired Witch(I think that really is her name) is an homage to
Bride With White Hair. In addition to the prehensile white hair, she was raised by wolves, and she made a comment that made me think she hated men, both of which I think you mentioned in relation to that movie.
Also, out of curiosity, are personal pronouns difficult to learn for chinese speakers? I ask because Golden Sparrow always refers to herself as "her," as in "her name is Golden Sparrow," and never says "I" or "me." I'm wondering if it was supposed to be an affectation of the character's, or if it was just a language barrier Liu Yi Fei had problems with. (Mind you, as I don't think they dubbed the actors, and I'm pretty sure she didn't speak english before the movie, so I'm not exactly complaining.)