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Mar. 17th, 2018 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meganbmoore Everyone needs to join half of tumblr in exclaiming over this surreally terrifying (and not in a good way) house.
There are three or four different styles going on in the front of the house.
There are literally at least a hundred statues that look like they're going to move a few inches every time you turn around until the 4th time you turn around and there's a closeup of a porcelain face and the camera cuts away while you scream.
There's a ceiling that's meat to look like crochet. Or cake frosting? Both?
At least 3 different staircases. Maybe four? Are there only 2 and the pictures were taken so that they look different? Hard to keep track. Every staircase looks like it comes from a different house. Most rooms look like they belong to different houses though. Does every bedroom have its own staircase? Why is there a murderspike on the master staircase that would make Agatha Christie proud.
The garage walls are actually kinda neat, but why does that car look like a museum exhibit?
Is picture 52 a pit, or another staircase?
Why does part of the pateo look like a gaudy walled off prison yard with a BBQ pit?
Why are all the beds in the middle of the room? Why do they look like twin beds? Or is it that they look like coffins covered by shrouds? Why does every bed need so many statues surrounding them?
Why is the house only shown on sunny days?
Why is there plastic tarp everywhere? Even in the garage!
Are the present owners vampires whose minions turn into statues while they sleep, and the tarp is there s no blood gets on the floor when potential buyers who don't follow the rules drop by?
There are three or four different styles going on in the front of the house.
There are literally at least a hundred statues that look like they're going to move a few inches every time you turn around until the 4th time you turn around and there's a closeup of a porcelain face and the camera cuts away while you scream.
There's a ceiling that's meat to look like crochet. Or cake frosting? Both?
At least 3 different staircases. Maybe four? Are there only 2 and the pictures were taken so that they look different? Hard to keep track. Every staircase looks like it comes from a different house. Most rooms look like they belong to different houses though. Does every bedroom have its own staircase? Why is there a murderspike on the master staircase that would make Agatha Christie proud.
The garage walls are actually kinda neat, but why does that car look like a museum exhibit?
Is picture 52 a pit, or another staircase?
Why does part of the pateo look like a gaudy walled off prison yard with a BBQ pit?
Why are all the beds in the middle of the room? Why do they look like twin beds? Or is it that they look like coffins covered by shrouds? Why does every bed need so many statues surrounding them?
Why is the house only shown on sunny days?
Why is there plastic tarp everywhere? Even in the garage!
Are the present owners vampires whose minions turn into statues while they sleep, and the tarp is there s no blood gets on the floor when potential buyers who don't follow the rules drop by?