Captain Mar-Vell: ready to meet his kids?
Jun. 15th, 2007 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meganbmooreSo, as we all know, Captain Marvel(the full Kree version) has been back and wandering around the Marvel U the last couple months. Gotta wonder, though, if the classic straight laced hero is ready to meet his kids...
Child A: Genis: cooked up by Mar-Vell's girlfriend in a test tube, accelerated aging. Grew up to become a complete hedonist who'd sleep with anything with any equipment. Mostly got past that, but likes to periodically go insane and decided to create a twin sister at some point.
Child B: Phyla: Said twin sister, spawned full grown from her twin brother. Currently sleeping with Drax's daughter.
Child C: Teddy: Natural born son. With a skrull princess. Unlike his siblings who don't seem to be quite aware of gender, he's straight out gay. His boyfriend is actually a magical construct and the son of a robot and a witch.
Anyone else just picture Mar-Vell meeting all three at once and just kinda vacantly staring out into space?
Child A: Genis: cooked up by Mar-Vell's girlfriend in a test tube, accelerated aging. Grew up to become a complete hedonist who'd sleep with anything with any equipment. Mostly got past that, but likes to periodically go insane and decided to create a twin sister at some point.
Child B: Phyla: Said twin sister, spawned full grown from her twin brother. Currently sleeping with Drax's daughter.
Child C: Teddy: Natural born son. With a skrull princess. Unlike his siblings who don't seem to be quite aware of gender, he's straight out gay. His boyfriend is actually a magical construct and the son of a robot and a witch.
Anyone else just picture Mar-Vell meeting all three at once and just kinda vacantly staring out into space?