Eragon badfic
Oct. 11th, 2007 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meganbmooreWhat? You thought that it wouldn't get a post just because I dislike it(unlike my other badfic posts, which are badfics on things I love...)
Wait...is it still badfic if the original is bad? Wouldn't that be good fic? or at least, equalfic?
I shall ponder this.
But before I get to the badfic...
I love a person who has sat down and pondered how to best annoy Eragon. I LOVE THIS PERSON. How to annoy Eragon in 22 steps » by loves-emo-guys-with-hair
I was also very amused while reading this one: Annoying Murtagh by RavenclawHermione94
You know what? These aren't necessarily even badfic...I feel guilty calling Eragon fanfic "badfic." Instead, this is primarily fic summaries that amused me.
Ending » Eragon has saved katrina from the razak. He also has a new threat that is olisen. what will eragon do? eragonxarya roranxkatrina If you can write remotely in character, he will whine his way through it but get praised by everyone along the way. Wait...what was Roran doing while Eragon was saving his girlfriend? Sitting on his thumbs? Actually, that's entirely possible...
A Compromising Friendship>>Nasuada gets a strange wake up call from a traitor. How does she feel about him? What is his defence for what he has done? NasuadaXmurtagh
For getting captured, tortured and magically compelled to join the enemy he hates? Any chance the wake up call is "Eragon is a whiny self-centered brat and Sapphira should "accidentally" roll over him in the middle of the night.
Fivi » Fivi was justa normal slave. Until she is sent to a different city and finds a place that could change the fate of the war for better or worseThis takes place in Eragon, Eldest and throught out the third book.
Ok, seriously, half of these people have their story taking place during the third book....THAT ISN'T OUT YET. Yes, the series is as predictable as it gets, but come on...
The New One » a girl falls into the world of Eragon only to discover that she has turned in to a dragon herself! my summary sucks, just read the story. After Eldest
IS NO FANDOM IN THE WORLD SAFE FROM THESE STORIES??????????
Eragon Reloaded » The old king Galbatorix has come back. 20 Years after the first book, Eragon has a Son, Arya's little sister must take charge, A random Faerie Must help Defeat the king.
*skritch skritch skritch*
BUT IT SAID RELOADED!!! LIKE SAIYUKI RELOAD! I HAD TO INCLUDE IT!
Terrible Truths » Aya always wanted a life full of adventure and romance. As she journeys to the Varden with a Rider, a stranger, a young mapmaker, and a bandit, she soon discovers something she never gave to anyone else. The will to care for someone other than yourself
Then Arya Aya shall learn far, far more than Eragon himself has a chance of ever learning.
In Dreams » EragonMurtagh SLASH INCEST. Eragon must come to terms with his homosexuality in a homophobic world, while Murtagh must try to convince Eragon that some things are worth reaching for.
How was I naive enough to not expect this. And please, Murtagh has MUCH better taste than that...
Elders » Some riders have escaped the fall. Will they help Eragon unlock new powers that even the elves didn't know about? I stink at summaries. Just R and R. EragonArya. Rated T for safety. WARNING ELDEST SPOILER.
Yes, yes they will. Because Eragon must be all powerful. WAIT! How did they escape without the Great Eragon to save them? Don't they know it's not allowed for anyone else to do anything?
Taize » Taize has been a slave in Galbatorix's palace since she was five. Eleven years later, she escapes, only to realize that the fate of the last dragon egg in all of Alagaesia rests in her hands...
GASP! SACRILEGE! THE FATE OF ALL ALAGAESIA IS SOLELY IN ERAGON'S HANDS! Only Eragon's! Every other person is utterly irrelevant as compared to the great Eragon! How dare your Mary Sue try to usurp his sacred position?
When the Branch Breaks >> Set preEldest. Murtagh watches Eragon sleep, and waits for the day when he will reclaim his birthright. Perhaps a little MurtaghEragon, if you squint really hard and turn it clockwise.
Desperate for the slash contingent's approval, eeh?
Capri » What if, Nasuada and Murtagh Spent one night together and now Nasuada is due to have his daughter? Nasuada reflects on her daughter and her true love. What will happen? Updated! Read and Review!
The idea of Murtagh/Nasuada shippers never occurred to me before embarking on this adventure...I feel they would be VASTLY more interesting than Eragon/Arya..at least, I don't think I'd passionately hate it...
I had to stop at 75 of over 2000 because it was amusing me beyond healthy limits. Never before have I seen such I high concentration of Mary Sues. I must return at some future date.
ETA: But as I went to close the window, I saw THIS: Eragon: The movie reborn » by Immortali
It says "reborn" and *cannot think of anythingmeganbmooreloves that has "reborn" in a sequel title but pretend she put one in anyway* I have not seen the movie and shall not as Murtagh was reduced to little more than a camro, but this, too, was vastly amusing.
ETA 2: How to annoy Eragon in 22 steps has CHAPTERS FOR MOST OF THE CHARACTERS! *reads them all*
Wait...is it still badfic if the original is bad? Wouldn't that be good fic? or at least, equalfic?
I shall ponder this.
But before I get to the badfic...
I love a person who has sat down and pondered how to best annoy Eragon. I LOVE THIS PERSON. How to annoy Eragon in 22 steps » by loves-emo-guys-with-hair
I was also very amused while reading this one: Annoying Murtagh by RavenclawHermione94
You know what? These aren't necessarily even badfic...I feel guilty calling Eragon fanfic "badfic." Instead, this is primarily fic summaries that amused me.
Ending » Eragon has saved katrina from the razak. He also has a new threat that is olisen. what will eragon do? eragonxarya roranxkatrina If you can write remotely in character, he will whine his way through it but get praised by everyone along the way. Wait...what was Roran doing while Eragon was saving his girlfriend? Sitting on his thumbs? Actually, that's entirely possible...
A Compromising Friendship>>Nasuada gets a strange wake up call from a traitor. How does she feel about him? What is his defence for what he has done? NasuadaXmurtagh
For getting captured, tortured and magically compelled to join the enemy he hates? Any chance the wake up call is "Eragon is a whiny self-centered brat and Sapphira should "accidentally" roll over him in the middle of the night.
Fivi » Fivi was justa normal slave. Until she is sent to a different city and finds a place that could change the fate of the war for better or worseThis takes place in Eragon, Eldest and throught out the third book.
Ok, seriously, half of these people have their story taking place during the third book....THAT ISN'T OUT YET. Yes, the series is as predictable as it gets, but come on...
The New One » a girl falls into the world of Eragon only to discover that she has turned in to a dragon herself! my summary sucks, just read the story. After Eldest
IS NO FANDOM IN THE WORLD SAFE FROM THESE STORIES??????????
Eragon Reloaded » The old king Galbatorix has come back. 20 Years after the first book, Eragon has a Son, Arya's little sister must take charge, A random Faerie Must help Defeat the king.
*skritch skritch skritch*
BUT IT SAID RELOADED!!! LIKE SAIYUKI RELOAD! I HAD TO INCLUDE IT!
Terrible Truths » Aya always wanted a life full of adventure and romance. As she journeys to the Varden with a Rider, a stranger, a young mapmaker, and a bandit, she soon discovers something she never gave to anyone else. The will to care for someone other than yourself
Then
In Dreams » EragonMurtagh SLASH INCEST. Eragon must come to terms with his homosexuality in a homophobic world, while Murtagh must try to convince Eragon that some things are worth reaching for.
How was I naive enough to not expect this. And please, Murtagh has MUCH better taste than that...
Elders » Some riders have escaped the fall. Will they help Eragon unlock new powers that even the elves didn't know about? I stink at summaries. Just R and R. EragonArya. Rated T for safety. WARNING ELDEST SPOILER.
Yes, yes they will. Because Eragon must be all powerful. WAIT! How did they escape without the Great Eragon to save them? Don't they know it's not allowed for anyone else to do anything?
Taize » Taize has been a slave in Galbatorix's palace since she was five. Eleven years later, she escapes, only to realize that the fate of the last dragon egg in all of Alagaesia rests in her hands...
GASP! SACRILEGE! THE FATE OF ALL ALAGAESIA IS SOLELY IN ERAGON'S HANDS! Only Eragon's! Every other person is utterly irrelevant as compared to the great Eragon! How dare your Mary Sue try to usurp his sacred position?
When the Branch Breaks >> Set preEldest. Murtagh watches Eragon sleep, and waits for the day when he will reclaim his birthright. Perhaps a little MurtaghEragon, if you squint really hard and turn it clockwise.
Desperate for the slash contingent's approval, eeh?
Capri » What if, Nasuada and Murtagh Spent one night together and now Nasuada is due to have his daughter? Nasuada reflects on her daughter and her true love. What will happen? Updated! Read and Review!
The idea of Murtagh/Nasuada shippers never occurred to me before embarking on this adventure...I feel they would be VASTLY more interesting than Eragon/Arya..at least, I don't think I'd passionately hate it...
I had to stop at 75 of over 2000 because it was amusing me beyond healthy limits. Never before have I seen such I high concentration of Mary Sues. I must return at some future date.
ETA: But as I went to close the window, I saw THIS: Eragon: The movie reborn » by Immortali
It says "reborn" and *cannot think of anything
meganbmooreloves that has "reborn" in a sequel title but pretend she put one in anyway* I have not seen the movie and shall not as Murtagh was reduced to little more than a camro, but this, too, was vastly amusing. ETA 2: How to annoy Eragon in 22 steps has CHAPTERS FOR MOST OF THE CHARACTERS! *reads them all*