SERIOUSLY, CLAMP??? SERIOUSLY???
May. 16th, 2008 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meganbmooreTsubasa Vol 22 is...is...I HAVE NO WORDS!
OK! I HAVE MANY WORDS! YOU CAN GUESS MOST OF THEM!!!
Dear Clamp: Please return my brain, sanity, and ability to reason to me. They is not yours. They is mine. I wants them back.
OK! I HAVE MANY WORDS! YOU CAN GUESS MOST OF THEM!!!
SAKURA IS A CLONE!!!
THERE IS A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN!!!
THIS IS CURRENTLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FICTIONAL THING IN MY UNIVERSE!!!!!
*digests*
WTF? THE SAKURA WE'VE BEEN READING ABOUT FOR 22 VOLUMES ISN'T THE REAL ONE????
*digests*
I DO NOT CARE!!! IT MEANS THERE'S A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN!!!
*breathes*
Syaorans fighting over Sakura! real!Syaoran almost making me forget he isn't old school clone!Syaoran while fighting Seishirou! clone!Syaoran not being able to kill Sakura and wondering why!
REAL!SYAORAN ACCIDENTALLY SKEWERING SAKURA WHILE AIMING FOR CLONE!SYAORAN AND CLONE!SYAORAN MISSING!
SAKURA TELLING REAL!SYAORAN THAT SHE ISN'T HIS SAKURA AND THAT HE HAS HIS OWN SAKURA OUT THERE WAITING FOR HIM!!
SAKURA DISSOLVING INTO SAKURA PETALS IN CLONE!SYAORAN'S ARMS WHILE SHE TELLS HIM SHE LOVES HIM!!!
CLONE!SYAORAN CLUTCHING A SAKURA PETAL AND SCREAMING!!! THEN DISAPPEARING!!! (Go get your Sakura back, cloney! Yes, go! Go!)
(Oh Clamp, I know you pander to those most basic squeeful dramatic romance fantasy cliches, but I do not care...)
(Has anyone seen good icons of the bit where she's dissolving?)
*ahem*
Meanwhile, I have adjusted to this version of Fuuma. When you consider that he and Seishirou are bothers, and Kamui and Subaru are brothers, it pretty much makes sense. They have someone to share their obsession with and thus few bloody exhibitions of affection. Plus, they can bond over the mutual crushes running across dimensions to escape them.
Oh, it's been so long since people got sheer joy out of teasing Kurogane that I forgot how great it was. I also loved his reaction to Tomoyo and Fai being outside the kekkai. Yes, Kurogane, they're out of your sight for five minutes. You'll survive.
And did I read that right abour Feo Wong Reed having a wish? Interesting. And he tried and failed to make other Sakura-bodies? And they have black hair? *glances at xxxHolic* HIMAWARI!!!!
But most importantly:
THERE IS A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN NOW, AND CLONE!SAKURA HAS DECLARED HERSELF TO BE CLONE!SYAORAN'S AND TOLD REAL!SYAORAN THAT HIS SAKURA IS WAITING FOR HIM!!! IT IS HIGHLY EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE BUT I DO NOT CARE!!
THERE IS A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN!!!
THIS IS CURRENTLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FICTIONAL THING IN MY UNIVERSE!!!!!
*digests*
WTF? THE SAKURA WE'VE BEEN READING ABOUT FOR 22 VOLUMES ISN'T THE REAL ONE????
*digests*
I DO NOT CARE!!! IT MEANS THERE'S A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN!!!
*breathes*
Syaorans fighting over Sakura! real!Syaoran almost making me forget he isn't old school clone!Syaoran while fighting Seishirou! clone!Syaoran not being able to kill Sakura and wondering why!
REAL!SYAORAN ACCIDENTALLY SKEWERING SAKURA WHILE AIMING FOR CLONE!SYAORAN AND CLONE!SYAORAN MISSING!
SAKURA TELLING REAL!SYAORAN THAT SHE ISN'T HIS SAKURA AND THAT HE HAS HIS OWN SAKURA OUT THERE WAITING FOR HIM!!
SAKURA DISSOLVING INTO SAKURA PETALS IN CLONE!SYAORAN'S ARMS WHILE SHE TELLS HIM SHE LOVES HIM!!!
CLONE!SYAORAN CLUTCHING A SAKURA PETAL AND SCREAMING!!! THEN DISAPPEARING!!! (Go get your Sakura back, cloney! Yes, go! Go!)
(Oh Clamp, I know you pander to those most basic squeeful dramatic romance fantasy cliches, but I do not care...)
(Has anyone seen good icons of the bit where she's dissolving?)
*ahem*
Meanwhile, I have adjusted to this version of Fuuma. When you consider that he and Seishirou are bothers, and Kamui and Subaru are brothers, it pretty much makes sense. They have someone to share their obsession with and thus few bloody exhibitions of affection. Plus, they can bond over the mutual crushes running across dimensions to escape them.
Oh, it's been so long since people got sheer joy out of teasing Kurogane that I forgot how great it was. I also loved his reaction to Tomoyo and Fai being outside the kekkai. Yes, Kurogane, they're out of your sight for five minutes. You'll survive.
And did I read that right abour Feo Wong Reed having a wish? Interesting. And he tried and failed to make other Sakura-bodies? And they have black hair? *glances at xxxHolic* HIMAWARI!!!!
But most importantly:
THERE IS A SAKURA FOR EVERY SYAORAN NOW, AND CLONE!SAKURA HAS DECLARED HERSELF TO BE CLONE!SYAORAN'S AND TOLD REAL!SYAORAN THAT HIS SAKURA IS WAITING FOR HIM!!! IT IS HIGHLY EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE BUT I DO NOT CARE!!
Dear Clamp: Please return my brain, sanity, and ability to reason to me. They is not yours. They is mine. I wants them back.