Person who stole my Dr. Pepper from the refrigerator (in a drawer, so they had to be looking for someone's drink to take): pray I never find you.
Get another Dr Pepper, empty it, refill bottle with Moxie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moxie). If the stolen Dr Pepper wasn't a partially consumed one, dab a bit of glue onto the seal-ring-thingy that breaks off from the cap so the bottle looks and feels new. Unless the thief is one of those rare freaks who *likes* the taste of Moxie, this will be a harmless but deeply satisfying act of vengeance.
(Moxie fans tend to be a sadistic lot who like to spring the soda on newbies just to watch them make faces at the unexpectedly strong bitter aftertaste. I once had a housesitting friend call me long-distance when I was travelling just to berate me for encouraging him to try the stuff I'd left in my fridge...)
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Date: 2008-08-26 03:34 pm (UTC)Get another Dr Pepper, empty it, refill bottle with Moxie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moxie). If the stolen Dr Pepper wasn't a partially consumed one, dab a bit of glue onto the seal-ring-thingy that breaks off from the cap so the bottle looks and feels new. Unless the thief is one of those rare freaks who *likes* the taste of Moxie, this will be a harmless but deeply satisfying act of vengeance.
(Moxie fans tend to be a sadistic lot who like to spring the soda on newbies just to watch them make faces at the unexpectedly strong bitter aftertaste. I once had a housesitting friend call me long-distance when I was travelling just to berate me for encouraging him to try the stuff I'd left in my fridge...)