"Look, mom, I bullied a kid at school for lunch money and got away with it!" "Oh, honey--you're not supposed to do that." "Oh yeah? Why not? He was annoying me." "Because...well. You're getting grounded." "What! Why?" "Because you are. No gameboy for a week." *one week later* "Gosh darn it, guys, I'm so glad you helped me run away from home with my gameboy! Now my mom can't ground me ever again!" "Like, totally, we're the bestest friends ever. Where's the money you lifted from that punk shortie who has a funny nose?" "I bought some make-up with it~" "Ooooo~" THIRTY YEARS LATER "Say--does lifting money off of guys who sleep with me make me a whore?" "Naaaawww, you're an entrepeneur!"
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Date: 2008-11-25 08:48 am (UTC)"Look, mom, I bullied a kid at school for lunch money and got away with it!"
"Oh, honey--you're not supposed to do that."
"Oh yeah? Why not? He was annoying me."
"Because...well. You're getting grounded."
"What! Why?"
"Because you are. No gameboy for a week."
*one week later*
"Gosh darn it, guys, I'm so glad you helped me run away from home with my gameboy! Now my mom can't ground me ever again!"
"Like, totally, we're the bestest friends ever. Where's the money you lifted from that punk shortie who has a funny nose?"
"I bought some make-up with it~"
"Ooooo~"
THIRTY YEARS LATER
"Say--does lifting money off of guys who sleep with me make me a whore?"
"Naaaawww, you're an entrepeneur!"
*sighs*