Love Guaranteed: How to create your own OTP interferer

[meganbmoore]

1.  Be a super nice guy who's too honest and forthright for his own good.
2.  Always make room in your schedule to see a female client because you know she's lonely.
3.  Ignore all coworker warnings that she has a crush on you.
4.  Assume that, because she's 10 years older than you, she couldn't possibly be talking about you when she mentions that there's a man she's interested in.
5.  Tell her that as long as the man is only dating a woman, and not engaged or married, then she should go ahead and express her feelings to the man if she wants to.
6.  Rush over to her house late at night because she calls and tells you she thinks there's something wrong and there's no one else she can call for help.
7.  Unsuspectingly enter the house at her invitation, even though it's night and she's clearly.
8.  Accept her invitation to dinner and don't question why, if she was home alone and not planning for company, she had an elegant dinner for two waiting.
9.  Flee like you have never fled before when she reveals that you were the man she was talking about.

Later, once you and your OTP have tried to resolve the situation by faking an engagement and she has tried to commit suicide and take you with her, feel free to get super-chummy with your actress who you haven't seen in ages ex-GF in your hospital room if you don't feel this has been enough OTP-interference.

My DVD player has decided it likes my Love Guaranteed DVDs again.  This makes me happy beyonf words as I am now up to ep 10 and having a blast.

ETA: Gangsters being sent on an errand to buy their boss silk underpants...  
There shall likely be a "part 2" to the above guide...and a few other guides...