Land of Silver Rain Vol 3

[meganbmoore]

How to tell a girl just isn't normal:

1. After accidentally hitting her with a car, your father learns she has amnesia and takes her in.  As she has amnesia, sh cannot account for the strange necklace, medieval clothing or pet that no one know what species it is.
2.  Anytime there's a show on TV about a fairy tale type land, she must watch it.  Even if you take the TV to your room and barricade the door she will get to it.  Methods may include a flying kick through the window while swinging on a rope, Tarzan-style.
3.  Please note that it may be a sign when the only time she's still and quiet for more than two seconds is when she's watching this show.  She may randomly remember utterly bizarre saying that sound like the origins of someone from a fable during the show, like turning to you and shouting "Of course I'm a human!  What do you think I am, a dokebi?"
4.  Also, that weird pet of hers with multiple tails?  It may start CRYING during the show.
5.  She thinks trading your precious kitchenware for taffy is natural.
6.  She randomly tells taffy sellers that someone named Thornpricker told her her father was a taffy seller, then has no recollection of mentioning such a name.
7.  Don't forget the fanglike pointy teeth.
8.  Or the fact that she eats flowers.

How to tell a boy just isn't normal:

1.  He emerges from the sidewalk, looks around, mumbles, then sinks back under the ground.
2.  He pops up out of the ground in your yard, chanting.
3.  The weird pet of the weird girl jumps at him like he's a long lost twin(or owner.)  It then appears to invite the weird boy into your house.
4.  He tries to eat the pillow that looks like a shrimp.
5.  Did  I mention he has a horn?
6.  He chants again and his clothes change in a cloud of shojo sparkles.  He then repeats this half a dozen times.
7.  He walks through mirrors.
8.  He may spout speeches about not caring if he dies within days as long as he gets to see the weird girl before dying.
9.  He may not see any problems with striking bargains with Evil Witches so he can come to your world to see her.
10.  He may start babbling to the girl about another world thatthe two of them grew up in and a potion that forced him to forget about her.
11.  When told to go home, he starts cutting down the tree in your front yard to build a house.
12.  He may enroll himself in your class and announce to the entire world that the weird girl is his fiancee.  He may then threaten to kill anyone in the school who tries to take her from him.
13.  He writes a 10 page composition in 10 seconds (though it may look like a love letter.)
14.  He jumps out a 5th story window and lands on his feet.
15.  He floats in the air wearing royal robes in the middle of the night, giving orders to construction workers.
16.  His bathroom has 50 toilets and the door disappears once you're inside.
17.  When you find a door, it opens hundreds of feet above New York City.
18.  Weird humanoid creatures in his house think he sent you to him for dinner.  As the entree.

Please note that we aren't even touching on YOUR obsessive compulsive control freak antisocial habits.

You do, however, gain many, many points for not falling for that Thornpricker's tricks.