Random fandom meme: the gen version
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meganbmooretherck kindly gave me the gen(non-pairing) version of the meme I did a couple days ago. So we shall try it again, still Bleach, same characters, same order(which, incidentally, is not in order of favoritism).1. Ishida
2. Renji
3. Orihime
4. Kenpachi
5. Yoruichi
6. Hitsugaya
7. Ichigo
8. Grimmjow
9. Urahara
10. Isshin
11. Matsumoto
12. Rukia
1. Which would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Hitsugaya. Grumpy Leadership in the Face of Extreme Boobage 101. Matsumoto would enroll to cheer him on.
2. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Rukia send Grimmjow off to kill Ulquiorra to get him out of the way. It succeeds, and then Grimmjow realizes he was tricked and they're back where they started.
3. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Hmm...possibly a book on cats.
4. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Renji to Hitsugaya.
5. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Hmm...for Yoruichi to be looking for a roommate, she'd have to kick Urahara out, or move out for some random reason. Regardless, Isshin wins by default.
6. 7, 2 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Rukia spends the whole time chewing them out for tossing her around and squeezing her to death in the Soul Society arc. They have no defense and don't even notice when she eats all the food.
7. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Isshin throws the match because he can't hit such a cute girl. Plus, if he beats her, it could be one less person to potentially marry Ichigo off to.
8. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Grimmjow would just destroy everything in sight until he found it.
9. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"Of Freedom and Idiot Stomping"
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Just have someone declare themselves to be Ichigo's greatest rival and declare they and only they are good enough to fight him. That should do it.
11. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
He would be very quiet and intimidating but would work excellently as a bag boy and probably not notice if I indicated he was my boyfriend, as long as no one bothered him. Though I'd lose him the second there was a hint of a damsel in distress...
12. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Teach me her boys-version of the green thumb.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes.
14. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Hmm...probably Kenpachi since he's a current captain. Maybe. I suspect he's more likely to agree with Yoruichi, though. Really, if those two got into a disagreement, people should worry about getting to another time zone, not choosing sides.
15. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"I WILL ADOPT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!"
16. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Anything heavy metal.
17. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rukia stares them down and gets it.
18. would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Bathing in public.
19. What is 6's secret?
He's bought Playboy like any good adolescent, he just never saw the point in looking.
20. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Urahara would leave bottles of beer along the way and win.
21. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Probably Orihime. Ichigo would get sidetracked thinking about random crazies he had to fight in the telling.
22. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ishida and Urahara reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Kenpachi's sinister secret organization. Matsumoto volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Matsumoto is actually a spy for Kenpachi. Meanwhile, Kenpachi has kidnapped Rukia in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Yoruichi, they seek out Orihime, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"The Dorks Who Saved the World With the Aid of Boobage"
I don't know who would read it, but I thinktelophaseis the only one with a prayer of writing it.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Easiest choice in the world: Ichigo.
Hitsugaya. Grumpy Leadership in the Face of Extreme Boobage 101. Matsumoto would enroll to cheer him on.
2. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Rukia send Grimmjow off to kill Ulquiorra to get him out of the way. It succeeds, and then Grimmjow realizes he was tricked and they're back where they started.
3. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Hmm...possibly a book on cats.
4. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Renji to Hitsugaya.
5. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Hmm...for Yoruichi to be looking for a roommate, she'd have to kick Urahara out, or move out for some random reason. Regardless, Isshin wins by default.
6. 7, 2 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Rukia spends the whole time chewing them out for tossing her around and squeezing her to death in the Soul Society arc. They have no defense and don't even notice when she eats all the food.
7. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Isshin throws the match because he can't hit such a cute girl. Plus, if he beats her, it could be one less person to potentially marry Ichigo off to.
8. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Grimmjow would just destroy everything in sight until he found it.
9. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"Of Freedom and Idiot Stomping"
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Just have someone declare themselves to be Ichigo's greatest rival and declare they and only they are good enough to fight him. That should do it.
11. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
He would be very quiet and intimidating but would work excellently as a bag boy and probably not notice if I indicated he was my boyfriend, as long as no one bothered him. Though I'd lose him the second there was a hint of a damsel in distress...
12. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Teach me her boys-version of the green thumb.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes.
14. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Hmm...probably Kenpachi since he's a current captain. Maybe. I suspect he's more likely to agree with Yoruichi, though. Really, if those two got into a disagreement, people should worry about getting to another time zone, not choosing sides.
15. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"I WILL ADOPT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!"
16. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Anything heavy metal.
17. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rukia stares them down and gets it.
18. would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Bathing in public.
19. What is 6's secret?
He's bought Playboy like any good adolescent, he just never saw the point in looking.
20. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Urahara would leave bottles of beer along the way and win.
21. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Probably Orihime. Ichigo would get sidetracked thinking about random crazies he had to fight in the telling.
22. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ishida and Urahara reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Kenpachi's sinister secret organization. Matsumoto volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Matsumoto is actually a spy for Kenpachi. Meanwhile, Kenpachi has kidnapped Rukia in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Yoruichi, they seek out Orihime, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"The Dorks Who Saved the World With the Aid of Boobage"
I don't know who would read it, but I think
telophaseis the only one with a prayer of writing it.23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Easiest choice in the world: Ichigo.