Stargate SG-1 S8 eps 8-11

[meganbmoore]

8.8: Covenant

+I have seen this billionaire before. Who is he?

+They cloned and Asgardian? The irony, it kills.

+Hello again Reporter Girl. Nice to see you and Carter bonding while covering up an alien conspiracy.

+Wait wait wait...you take a civilian to your super duper extra important and secret alpha site? And explain all your technology to him? And take him on joyrides? Better hope he’s not a goa’uld...

+I don’t know...I felt like facepalming some, there.

 

8.9: Sacrifices:

+Bra’tac! In...priest-like clothes. And without the headgear. My stoic awesome Jaffa...what are you doing to your heads this season?

+I think Jack should be happy that he and Teal’c were only playing ping pong. Boxing would have gotten something broken.

+Did I mention last season that I absolutely adore Ishta and how happy I am that Teal’c finally has an interesting love interest?

+Also, did I mention that I also love Ry’ac now that he’s stopped being a whiny brat? But is he working on an afro?

+Teal’c is seriously in the doghouse over not approving of this marriage. I’m also starting to think he’s out of his league.

+I knew this marriage thing would have issues...teen Teal’c and teen Ishta versions? Oh, sure...

+Well, Teal’c may be in the doghouse, but you don’t badmouth him in front of Ishta.

+Oh Teal’c, I think you just dug your grave there with Ishta.

+No Jaffa can withstand the force of Bra’tac. He’s even unphased by a horde of women.

+Ah, Bra’tac is properly dressed again. Bliss.

+Bare-armed Teal’c on mission. Happy place.

+I’m not quite sure I like that Ishta had to be rescued, but I’ll let it slide.

+STOIC MANLY(and womanly) JAFFA BONDING!!!

+Teal’c and Ishta, please to be making gorgeous warrior leader awesome charismatic stoic Jaffa babies soon. Thank you.

8.10: Endgame:

+OH NOES! THE GATE WAS STOLEN!

+Oh Jack, I’m not sure even Sam’s brain can make the gate reappear.

+Aaah, good old biological warfare.

+Wait, shouldn’t the Tok’ra host have survived even if the symbiote died?

+Silly Trust person. You do not mess with Teal’c’s humans.

+The desk job is gonna kill Jack.

+Another one I’m not 100% sure about.

8.11: Gemini:

+GAAH! REPLICATOR!

+My, what a subtle "Daniel will be in SGA, so be sure to watch" hint...

+Yes Jack, we know you wish there were two Sams.

+Teal’c has far fewer issues with the "looks like Sam" thing than Jack does.

+Replicator Carter knows Sam much better than she’d like.

+Hmm...Did Amanda Tapping have a body double in the scene w/ the 2 Carters side-by-side?

+I knew no one based on Sam would be loyal to a whiner like Fifth. Course, she’s kinda evil and a would-be conquerer of the universe. But what does one expect?

+The universe. It is doomed.

I think I need Teal’c and Ishta icons. Maybe one saying "my OTP has alpha battles."