said the 'Nam soldier to the imaginary operator in his head...

[meganbmoore]

"This is All Larson.  I'm calling from eleventh-century Norway.  You see, officer, I'm standing here with a German pickpocket, a samurai, and a demon sorcerer.  Pause. That's right, sir, a demon sorcerer.  And did I happen to mention I'm an elf?  Click. Hello?  Hello?"

How do I not love?