am bored, meme

[meganbmoore]

As far as I know, this is purely the creation of my boredom.

Give me a fandom and/or character and I'll give a random theory/speculation(maybe more than one) about it, absurd or real.  (With most of my fandoms, there often isn't much difference anyway.)

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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Girl Genius!

. . . as soon as I get caught up on the manga you've recced me, I'll start giving new prompts.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I have yet to read Girl Genius, so you get 100% uneducated, probably absurd things based on...nothing(and can go again with a fandom I know...well, you could anyway, but...)

1. The heroine has 7 suitors.

2. The hero is a high strung yet genius lad with glasses.

3. The heroine is upperclass, and her parents Do Not Approve of the OTP.

4. Because he used to be a street punk.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Number 2 is pretty damn on target.

Let's just say, he's a more self-aware, redheaded version of Zuko.

If you're interested, click here to see his most epicly awesome speech regarding his One True Love:

http://redbrunja.livejournal.com/9997.html

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Not bad!

1. There's at least five who hit on her.

2. Precisely, except for the glasses. Though he'd look good in them.

3. In a sense, yes, and the parents expressed their disapproval strongly early on.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

For someone who only knows "it's kinda like steampunk and you'd like it" I think I did quite well.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Booth from Bones.

Hotaru

Kanda

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Booth:

1. Has a gun hidden in every room of his apartment. Including the bathroom. Has to be extra careful on his weekends to keep his kid.

2. Had a crush on the class geek in HS, but never asked her out because everyone would have called him a loser.

Hotaru:

1. People keep trying to explain the birds and the bees to him, but he always gets bored and wanders off.

2. Tries to set Shinrei and Akira's hair on fire at least once a week.

Kanda:

1. Only guy to ever beat him in a swordfight was a blond.

2. Gave the sword a nickname when he was 10. Only Lavi and Lenalee know the name.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

You know, the girl who ends up with Hotaru is going to have to be the bravest person on earth. I have this feeling that sex would involve someone being lit on fire....

Every time.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Given his role model, he likely also has extremely odd ideas about courtship. (Esp. since he apparently parsed Kyo/Yuya pretty easily, which I somehow feel is an accomplishment for him.)

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he thinks burning things to a cinder is a sign of deep affection and is turned on by the smell of smoke. I also takes him as someone who observes things and comprehends, just has trouble taking what he observes and putting it into practice himself.

Emotions are for OTHER people.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Katara.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. Is going to mother everyone she ever meets, even the ones 5 times her age and the ones who piss her off.

2. Regularly contemplates investing in a baseball bat. The heads are too hard for anything to get through otherwise.

3. Hides the boomerang at least once a week.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, these were perfect!

[azkadelliacain.livejournal.com]

Wyatt Cain from Tin Man

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. Never remembers to specify which when he says "Princess."

2. Sometimes considers employing a leash for certain peole with a tendency to wander off.

3. Has 30 hats.

[azkadelliacain.livejournal.com]

thank you ,bad day. Head injury and apparently so unlovable I'm getting The Oven at Sweeney_Rate...irony...I'm stamped as Mrs.Lovett. *goes to take another painkiller*

[nawag1r.livejournal.com]

John Chrichton -- Farscape

Daniel Jackson -- Stargate

Jeb Cain -- Tin Man

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Only seen 1 season of Farscape, actually.

John Crichton:

1. Wishes he had a camera.

2. Has made it his life's mission to get the drop or Aeryn OF D'Argo. Gets tossed on his butt a lot.

3. The bathrooms on Moya scare him.

Daniel Jackson:

1. Is looking for a way to bottle arrogance.

2. Got beat up by girls in school.

3. Thinks Sam and Jack should get married so they can name their kid after him. Actually, the marriage is optional.

Jeb Cain:

1. Likes older women.

2. Can never find a hat to fit him.

3. Threatens to juggle Glitch's brain all the time.

[nawag1r.livejournal.com]

Got another one for ya also Tin Man

Zero

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. Doesn't think the suit is all that uncomfortable, really.

2. His only really problem with the new regime is no more kinky sex and other games with Az.

3. Is scared of spoons.

[nawag1r.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Thunderbolts!

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. They're all Skrulls.

2. Except Melissa, who is still dating Abe on the sly, and they have a plan to bring them down.

3. Karla's only a slut and 10 times as bad as she was before now because she did love Clint, and it scared the bullsh** out of her.

[azkadelliacain.livejournal.com]

From Tin Man :

DG

Azkadellia

From XXXoholic

Yūko Ichihara

From Fruits Baskets

Kyo Sohma

Saki Hanajima

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

DG:

1. Made training her a mandatory part of Cain and Glitch's duties.

2. Is wondering how many years it will take for her wardrobe to be half as big as Az's.

Az:

1. Thinks the witch had great style.

2. Misses the tattoos.

3. Cackles every once in a while just because it's fun to watch people scurry when she does.

Yuuko:

1. Is secretly a shoujo mangaka who writes the schmoopiest stuff ever just so she can laugh at the fan letters. Several artists owe her anyway.

2. Has two bladders and an extra liver.

3. Probably won't be alive at the end. At least, not as we know and love her.

Kyo:

1. Randomly wants to scratch things.

2. Sometimes feels the need to dash in front of cars and wonders if Shigure has the same problem. But will never ask.

Saki:

1. Likes older men.

2. Has a closet full of brightly colored dresses that she sometimes ponders wearing, just to freak people out.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

POTC

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. Elizabeth will never have to worry about bedtime stories. Jack and Barbossa will provide an endless supply of them that have "interesting" contradictions.

2. There will be a minimum of 3 Turner babies, born exactly ten years apart(twins and breaking of curse are always possibilities.)

3. Jack will be shot at regularly as there will disagreements about what the proper training for a young pirate prince consists of.

4. Elizabeth will have a very large supply of rum that shall be well hidden and brought forth when and as needed. Jack will never find the stash.

5. There will be some experimenting by the Captains Turner (should people ever give dying at sea a rest for a bit) over how to get around that pesky bit where he can't be on dry land and it's not good for her to be on the undead ship. They may come to like sex in the water, should schedules ever allow for it.

[shediao.livejournal.com]

Jiraiya.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Oy, ok, haven't read Naruto in almost 2 years, but here goes:

1. The real reason he wasn't at the village was because without the current hokage(love her, forgot her name) there, the view was ruined.

2. Up until the second puberty hit, he always told on Peeping Toms. After puberty hit, he started asking for lessons.

3. He thinks the perfect test for how good the scenes in his books are is by how much they make Naruto's face screw up.

[shediao.livejournal.com]

2. And I suppose he's now certified to give lessons, himself.

[southerndave.livejournal.com]

Elvin "Rage" Halliday.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

1. Still likes older women.

2. Is waiting for his own chance to juggle cars to get someone's attention.

3. Eventually, his body is going to break down. That, or he'll live forever.