My Savage Sausage
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meganbmooreFor those who are not familiar with what I'm talking about, Cassie Edwards is a romance novelist who was caught plagiarizing earlier this year. When confronted, she stated that she didn't realize she was supposed to credit her sources. While the absolute wrongness should already be apparent, it's made even worse by the fact that her books are, well, absolutely terrible. Click here for more details, as well as my enduring absolute pain as I read and liveblogged one of her books to see if the plagiarism was as obvious as reports made it sound. (Oh, how it was...)
BTW, as far as legal action goes, as far as I know, the only thing that's happened is that one of her publishers is no longer publishing her books. Somehow, I suspect the people she stole from are too dumbfounded by someone using the text for their serious research articles as post-coital conversation fodder to do anything else.
ON TO THE FUN! I was going to poke at some of them, but it was just too easy. I'll let you do that.
Trust me, you don't want to let your eyes glaze over from too many sausages. Some of the best are near the end.
Sausage Obsession (1983)
Sausage Innocence (1984)
Sausage Heart (1985)
Sausage Torment (1982)
Sausage Paradise (1987)
Sausage Surrender (1987)
Sausage Eden (1988)
Sausage Splendor (1991)
Sausage Whispers (1991)
Sausage Bliss (1990)
Sausage Dream (1990)
Sausage Dance (1991)
Sausage Persuasion (1991)
Sausage Promise (1992)
Sausage Mists (1992)
Sausage Sunrise (1993)
Sausage Pride (2000)
Sausage Illusion (1993)
Sausage Spirit (1994)
Sausage Secrets (1995)
Sausage Passions (1996)
Sausage Longings (1997)
Sausage Tears (1997)
Sausage Heat (1998)
Sausage Wonder (1998)
Sausage Joy (1999)
Sausage Embers (1994)
Sausage Shadows (1996)
Sausage Fires (1999)
Sausage Grace (2000)
Sausage Devotion (2000)
Sausage Thunder (2001)
Sausage Honor (2001)
Sausage Moon (2002)
Sausage Love (2002)
Saasage Destiny (2003)
Sausage Hero (2003)
Sausage Trust (2004)
Sausage Hope (2004)
Sausage Courage (2005)
Sausage Vision (2005)
Sausage Arrow (2006)
Sausage Beloved (2006)
Sausage Tempest (2006)
Sausage Quest (2007)
Some non-Savage gems:
Portrait of Desire (1982)
Rapture's Rendezvous (1982)
Silken Rapture (1983)
Passions Web (1984)
Elusive Ecstasy (1984)
Island Rapture (1985)
Desire's Blossom (1985)
Passions Fire (1986)
Beloved Embrace (1987)
Passion in the Wind (1988)
A Gentle Passion (1989)
Passion's Embrace (1990)
When Passion Calls (1990)
Rolling Thunder (1996)
Flaming Arrow (1997)
Well, I don't know about an improvement, but it's sure more honest. Because those books are all about the White Woman's education via the Mighty Wang.
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Date: 2008-08-21 04:29 pm (UTC)Sausage of Desire (1982)
Rapture's Sausage (1982)
Silken Sausage (1983)
Passions Sausage (1984)
Elusive Sausage (1984)
Sausage Rapture (1985)
Desire's Sausage (1985)
Passions Sausage (1986)
Beloved Sausage (1987)
Sausage in the Wind (1988) (alt: Passion in the Sausage)
A Gentle Sausage(1989)
Sausage's Embrace (1990)
When Sausage Calls (1990)
Rolling Sausage (1996)
Flaming Sausage (1997)
....
Dangit, now I'm hungry!
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Date: 2008-08-21 04:37 pm (UTC)I daresay that during the summer, at campsites, one finds quite a number of Flaming Sausages ... with result that many nearby find themselves detecting Sausage in the Wind. (And man-o-manischewitz, doesn't that last one just cry out to be the title of a filk of the Elton John/Bernie Taupin weeper "Candle in the Wind"?)
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Date: 2008-08-21 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-21 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-21 06:01 pm (UTC)XD
Naughty, naughty ... but very apropos!
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Date: 2008-08-21 05:33 pm (UTC)I was busy recovering from a few that I already had...