Of Swords and Parasols

Oh, G.I. Joe. You look so awful and yet, I want to see you! Probably because your trailers keep emphasizing that you have fully clothed women with guns and prominent speaking roles (that they are Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller helps) and hot ninjas. Even though I'm pretty sure Sienna Miller's sidekick (Based on the trailers! I only vaguely recall the cartoon and comic from when my brother was into G.I. Joe.)is actually Korean. (Which may be an "All asians are not the same!" issue. Unless the character is Korean. And therefore, probably not a ninja.) And Dennis Quaid. And explosions.

TV spot I saw today: