Love Guaranteed: How to create your own OTP interferer

1.  Be a super nice guy who's too honest and forthright for his own good.
2.  Always make room in your schedule to see a female client because you know she's lonely.
3.  Ignore all coworker warnings that she has a crush on you.
4.  Assume that, because she's 10 years older than you, she couldn't possibly be talking about you when she mentions that there's a man she's interested in.
5.  Tell her that as long as the man is only dating a woman, and not engaged or married, then she should go ahead and express her feelings to the man if she wants to.
6.  Rush over to her house late at night because she calls and tells you she thinks there's something wrong and there's no one else she can call for help.
7.  Unsuspectingly enter the house at her invitation, even though it's night and she's clearly.
8.  Accept her invitation to dinner and don't question why, if she was home alone and not planning for company, she had an elegant dinner for two waiting.
9.  Flee like you have never fled before when she reveals that you were the man she was talking about.

Later, once you and your OTP have tried to resolve the situation by faking an engagement and she has tried to commit suicide and take you with her, feel free to get super-chummy with your actress who you haven't seen in ages ex-GF in your hospital room if you don't feel this has been enough OTP-interference.

My DVD player has decided it likes my Love Guaranteed DVDs again.  This makes me happy beyonf words as I am now up to ep 10 and having a blast.

ETA: Gangsters being sent on an errand to buy their boss silk underpants...  
There shall likely be a "part 2" to the above guide...and a few other guides...

Love Guaranteed: How to create your own OTP interferer

1.  Be a super nice guy who's too honest and forthright for his own good.
2.  Always make room in your schedule to see a female client because you know she's lonely.
3.  Ignore all coworker warnings that she has a crush on you.
4.  Assume that, because she's 10 years older than you, she couldn't possibly be talking about you when she mentions that there's a man she's interested in.
5.  Tell her that as long as the man is only dating a woman, and not engaged or married, then she should go ahead and express her feelings to the man if she wants to.
6.  Rush over to her house late at night because she calls and tells you she thinks there's something wrong and there's no one else she can call for help.
7.  Unsuspectingly enter the house at her invitation, even though it's night and she's clearly.
8.  Accept her invitation to dinner and don't question why, if she was home alone and not planning for company, she had an elegant dinner for two waiting.
9.  Flee like you have never fled before when she reveals that you were the man she was talking about.

Later, once you and your OTP have tried to resolve the situation by faking an engagement and she has tried to commit suicide and take you with her, feel free to get super-chummy with your actress who you haven't seen in ages ex-GF in your hospital room if you don't feel this has been enough OTP-interference.

My DVD player has decided it likes my Love Guaranteed DVDs again.  This makes me happy beyonf words as I am now up to ep 10 and having a blast.

ETA: Gangsters being sent on an errand to buy their boss silk underpants...  
There shall likely be a "part 2" to the above guide...and a few other guides...

backtalking to Norse gods as a hobby

I'm reading Mickey Zucker Reichert's Bifrost Guardians series about mortals caught up in the conflicts of the norse gods.  While this may sound relatively normal, I'd like to point out that our heroes are a soldier killed in Vietnam and transported into the body of an lf, a german thief, and a samurai warrior.  As these guys never heard of the norse gods before getting there, they lack the proper respect due to the gods and, not over pleased with having their lives manipulated, they backtalk.  A lot.  Guess it changes things a lot whn you know they need you alive.

Not that they're all necessarily all there to start with...the soldier is pretty much insane, the thief thinks "Impossible defenses and 5000000 death traps" means "please come steal from me," and the samurai ended the first book by announcing that he was going to go raid hell and get his mistress(of the Lord and Master variety) back.  Clearly, their brains to not operate in the same realms of reality as others.

There will be a proper post on it later(it's 5 short books in 2 omnibuses and I'm near the end of the 3rd and will have the second monday or Tuesday, so I'm just waiting until I've read the whole set for a proper post)

For the curous, comics, manga, and hopefully a coupla trades aside, reading goal for the month is these, the rest of the Dark Hunters series, and the rest of the 2146 series.

ETA:  Hmm...just realized...I got Eldest a few months back but haven't rad it yet...probably because, while I like the world and story and adore Murtagh, I can't stand Eragon himself.  I also need to get and read the more recent Simon R. Green and Juliet Marrillier books.

backtalking to Norse gods as a hobby

I'm reading Mickey Zucker Reichert's Bifrost Guardians series about mortals caught up in the conflicts of the norse gods.  While this may sound relatively normal, I'd like to point out that our heroes are a soldier killed in Vietnam and transported into the body of an lf, a german thief, and a samurai warrior.  As these guys never heard of the norse gods before getting there, they lack the proper respect due to the gods and, not over pleased with having their lives manipulated, they backtalk.  A lot.  Guess it changes things a lot whn you know they need you alive.

Not that they're all necessarily all there to start with...the soldier is pretty much insane, the thief thinks "Impossible defenses and 5000000 death traps" means "please come steal from me," and the samurai ended the first book by announcing that he was going to go raid hell and get his mistress(of the Lord and Master variety) back.  Clearly, their brains to not operate in the same realms of reality as others.

There will be a proper post on it later(it's 5 short books in 2 omnibuses and I'm near the end of the 3rd and will have the second monday or Tuesday, so I'm just waiting until I've read the whole set for a proper post)

For the curous, comics, manga, and hopefully a coupla trades aside, reading goal for the month is these, the rest of the Dark Hunters series, and the rest of the 2146 series.

ETA:  Hmm...just realized...I got Eldest a few months back but haven't rad it yet...probably because, while I like the world and story and adore Murtagh, I can't stand Eragon himself.  I also need to get and read the more recent Simon R. Green and Juliet Marrillier books.

said the 'Nam soldier to the imaginary operator in his head...

"This is All Larson.  I'm calling from eleventh-century Norway.  You see, officer, I'm standing here with a German pickpocket, a samurai, and a demon sorcerer.  Pause. That's right, sir, a demon sorcerer.  And did I happen to mention I'm an elf?  Click. Hello?  Hello?"

How do I not love?

said the 'Nam soldier to the imaginary operator in his head...

"This is All Larson.  I'm calling from eleventh-century Norway.  You see, officer, I'm standing here with a German pickpocket, a samurai, and a demon sorcerer.  Pause. That's right, sir, a demon sorcerer.  And did I happen to mention I'm an elf?  Click. Hello?  Hello?"

How do I not love?